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Most Primitive: 178th Most Ignorant Citizens: 250th Best Weather: 278th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
We Will Endure
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nicest Weather

Population1.561 billion

Currencydollar
Animalparrot

The Kingdom of Nicest Weather is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 1.561 billion Nicest Weatherians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nicest Weatherian economy, worth 126 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,724 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,811 per year while the poor average 21,062, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison, and celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nicest Weather's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nicest Weather is ranked 87,848th in the world and 4th in Extalia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Primitive: 178thMost Ignorant Citizens: 250thBest Weather: 278thMost Subsidized Industry: 539thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,095thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,123rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,775thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,186thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,430thHighest Crime Rates: 2,488thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,471stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,229thMost Armed: 6,055thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,303rdTop
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Most Secular: 8,503rdLargest Black Market: 9,074thNicest Citizens: 10,580thMost Efficient Economies: 10,783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,693rd
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, rock and roll involves rolling literal rocks in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Nicest Weather, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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