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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 458th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617th Highest Crime Rates: 730th
The Grand Duchy of
Capitalizt
Nice pizza or no pizza
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Nice Pizza

Population4.423 billion

LeaderThe Grand High Pizzaiola
FaithPizzaroastrianism

CurrencyWongadosharoonie
Animalanchovy

The Grand Duchy of Nice Pizza is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Grand High Pizzaiola with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.423 billion Pizzarinoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza economy, worth 661 trillion Wongadosharoonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 149,592 Wongadosharoonies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 935,305 per year while the poor average 10,171, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.

The comic book series 'The Grand High Pizzaiola and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, Pizza police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Nice Pizza flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nice Pizza's national animal is the anchovy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pizzaroastrianism.

Nice Pizza is ranked 967th in the world and 1st in Eientei Gensokyo for Fattest Citizens, with 61.81 Obesity Rate.

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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 458thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thHighest Crime Rates: 730thFattest Citizens: 967thMost Armed: 1,010thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,557thLargest Retail Industry: 1,618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,691stTop
5%
Most Avoided: 1,739thRudest Citizens: 1,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,971stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,162ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,531stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,855thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,682ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,982ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,317thMost Pro-Market: 7,774thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,135thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 12,949thLargest Mining Sector: 15,504thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,302nd
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1%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nice Pizza, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Nice Pizza, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Nice Pizza flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Nice Pizza, Pizza police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Nice Pizza, the comic book series 'The Grand High Pizzaiola and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nice Pizza, in government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants.
  • : Nice Pizza was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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