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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 499thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 604th
The Grand Duchy of
Nice pizza or no pizza
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Nice Pizza

Population6.874 billion

LeaderThe Grand High Pizzaiola


The Grand Duchy of Nice Pizza is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Grand High Pizzaiola with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.874 billion Pizzarinoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pizza economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Wongadosharoonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,761 Wongadosharoonies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,399,123 per year while the poor average 1,652, a ratio of 846 to 1.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, it is said that a Pizza woman's work is never done, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nice Pizza's national animal is the anchovy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pizzaroastrianism.

Nice Pizza is ranked 63,315th in the world and 50th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Extreme, scoring 23.97 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 499thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 604thHighest Crime Rates: 709thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 774thFattest Citizens: 922ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,292ndMost Armed: 1,354thMost Avoided: 1,620thLargest Retail Industry: 1,684thRudest Citizens: 1,963rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,987thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,375thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,461stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,649thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,719thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,544thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,819thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,348thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,238thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,080thMost Pro-Market: 13,509thMost Stationary: 14,500thLargest Mining Sector: 15,363rdHighest Economic Output: 16,083rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,914th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the region

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