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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 864th Most Efficient Economies: 973rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,421st
The Egoist Weeb Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You're getting nuked and you're gonna like it, b-baka!
Maxine Stirner-Chan
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ni Hon

Population8.526 billion

CapitalMy Ego
LeaderMaxine Stirner-Chan
Faith2Dism

CurrencyProperty
Animal2D Waifu

The Egoist Weeb Union of Ni Hon is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Maxine Stirner-Chan with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.526 billion Egoists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Ego. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ni Honian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Properties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 140,106 Properties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugee camp conversions to 2Dism are increasingly common, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the 2D Waifu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 2Dism.

Ni Hon is ranked 145,125th in the world and 4,797th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 864thMost Efficient Economies: 973rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,421stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,486thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,672ndMost Influential: 2,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,218thLargest Governments: 3,701stMost Developed: 3,725thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,028thBest Weather: 4,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,669thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,111thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,699thMost Authoritarian: 6,366thMost Pacifist: 6,933rdTop
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Most Secular: 7,932ndSmartest Citizens: 7,941stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,295thMost Income Equality: 8,594thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,929thHighest Economic Output: 11,343rdMost Cultured: 12,062ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,468thHighest Average Incomes: 14,532nd
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Most Influential: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Developed: 164th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 174th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 181st in the regionMost Income Equality: 193rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 209th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 303rd in the regionMost Extreme: 337th in the regionMost Stationary: 345th in the regionMost Pacifist: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Secular: 381st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 387th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 485th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, refugee camp conversions to 2Dism are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, much of Ni Hon's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.

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