The Holy Gold Confederation of Ni Hon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Limaku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, avant-garde cinema, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.014 billion Ukwetits are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matabari. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Ni Honian economy, worth a remarkable 2,344 trillion Ukwes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,163 Ukwes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Where there's smoke there's the Ni Honian Forestry Department, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, nobody expected the fruit inquisition, and Limaku's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Minggduism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The Holy Blue Republic of RedBrickLand.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The Federation of Japba.
- : Ni Hon changed its national animal to "Blue Jay".
- : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, Limaku's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The Republic of Ugunnustan.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The Vasdeian Galactic Regime of Greater Gyelidor.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Following new legislation in Ni Hon, nobody expected the fruit inquisition.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The United Kingdoms of Sierra Arali.
- : Ni Hon was endorsed by The United States of Calicate.
Endorsements Received: 67 » Meat Sandwich, Axixic, Aigania, General Mike, Kunigund, Praenestia, The New California Republic, Aaecilia, Courlany, Treadwellia, Darkium, New Rogernomics, Caybow, Greygard, Nova Zemlya, Denado, Mainze, Port Flynt, Perchan, Burning Pants, Guiness Freaks, Rommanda, The Sigometh Dynasty, Custadia, Marcellinople, Flurf, Almain, Auralon, Manaric, Darcaethir, Leonism, Issrak-om, The Islands of Colwell, The Celestial Lands, Wishper, TypoTech, Skin Nation The Second, Ashoy, Nucular, Debussy, Silver Minner, Surd, Wassily Universal Rifling Company, Steel Vagabonds, The Gelseen Hegemony, Kryansk, Fluffiness, Proletarianssss, Americastrailia, Titana Drago, and 17 others.Islayth, Fortytipper, Black pinewood, Pepe Pip, Enkowshe, Greater East Portage, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Alf53, Paulu, Flasankia, The Free States of The North, Nimaric, Calicate, Sierra Arali, Ugunnustan, Japba, and RedBrickLand.