The Egoist Weeb Union of Ni Hon is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Maxine Stirner-Chan with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.526 billion Egoists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Ego. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ni Honian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion Properties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 140,106 Properties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugee camp conversions to 2Dism are increasingly common, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the 2D Waifu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 2Dism.

Ni Hon is ranked 145,125^th in the world and 4,797^th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.