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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,008thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,047thLowest Crime Rates: 1,332nd
The Holy Gold Confederation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For Mother Ukwezi
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ni Hon

Population15.014 billion

CapitalMatabari
LeaderLimaku
FaithMinggduism

CurrencyUkwe
AnimalBlue Jay

The Holy Gold Confederation of Ni Hon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Limaku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, avant-garde cinema, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.014 billion Ukwetits are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Matabari. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ni Honian economy, worth a remarkable 2,344 trillion Ukwes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,163 Ukwes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's smoke there's the Ni Honian Forestry Department, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, nobody expected the fruit inquisition, and Limaku's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ni Hon's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Minggduism.

Ni Hon is ranked 12,376th in the world and 192nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,702.2414105648 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,008thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,047thLowest Crime Rates: 1,332ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,813thBest Weather: 2,090thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,275thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,431stMost Developed: 3,445thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,534thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,667thMost Influential: 3,682ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,070thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,228thMost Efficient Economies: 4,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,700thMost Pacifist: 5,942ndMost Devout: 6,294thSmartest Citizens: 6,666thMost Patriotic: 7,028thHighest Economic Output: 7,873rdMost Cultured: 8,351stSafest: 8,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,028thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,301stMost Stationary: 12,376thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,887thMost Authoritarian: 13,936thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,762ndHighest Food Quality: 17,957thMost Income Equality: 19,050thLargest Populations: 19,996th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionMost Stationary: 192nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 243rd in the regionMost Devout: 269th in the regionMost Pacifist: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 292nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 327th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 392nd in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 443rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 457th in the regionSafest: 471st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 492nd in the regionLargest Populations: 521st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 636th in the region

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