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Most Compassionate Citizens: 316thNicest Citizens: 366thMost Inclusive: 385th
The Lunar Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
We are lucky our moons have countless colors
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nheirzluna

Population5.848 billion

CapitalSea Moon
LeaderMervia Seamoon
FaithLibrarism

CurrencyLunariaux
AnimalSea Dolphin

The Lunar Kingdom of Nheirzluna is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mervia Seamoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.848 billion Nheirzlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sea Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nheirzlunan economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 269,414 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nheirzluna's national animal is the Sea Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Nheirzluna is ranked 1,392nd in the world and 13th in Lunaria for Healthiest Citizens, with 31.27 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 316thNicest Citizens: 366thMost Inclusive: 385thMost Pacifist: 431stMost Secular: 454thLargest Welfare Programs: 467thHighest Food Quality: 617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 676thMost Rebellious Youth: 804thLargest Governments: 807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 846thMost Beautiful Environments: 878thBest Weather: 899thMost Developed: 963rdSafest: 1,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,014thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,048thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,080thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,090thMost Efficient Economies: 1,104thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,318thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,318thMost Cultured: 1,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,364thHealthiest Citizens: 1,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,585thSmartest Citizens: 1,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,796thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,907thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,919thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,294thLowest Crime Rates: 2,451stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,783rdRudest Citizens: 2,919thHighest Average Incomes: 3,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,948thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,372ndHighest Economic Output: 12,640thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,201stMost Income Equality: 16,013thHighest Drug Use: 23,884thMost Influential: 25,952nd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, there's a bright dawn ahead for Nheirzluna.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Nheirzluna, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.

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