The United Socialist States of Nguva is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ali G with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 6.291 billion Nguvans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nguvan economy, worth 872 trillion French Kisses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,683 French Kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, there's never enough space in space, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Nguva's national animal is the Dogman Does WEver a Dog Can, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Nguva is ranked 116,185^th in the world and 1^st in Angry Stoners Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,577.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.