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Most Pacifist: 489th Most Rebellious Youth: 621st Most Cultured: 630th
The Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Anyone can do wrong, but to be loved for it takes art
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ngelmish

Population19.873 billion

Currencysketas
Animalwhite weasel

The Empire of Ngelmish is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.873 billion Ngelmishians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but stagnant Ngelmishian economy, worth 235 trillion sketas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 11,852 sketas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, birth rates have hit an all-time low, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ngelmish's national animal is the white weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ngelmish is ranked 156,936th in the world and 6,563rd in The East Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 14,710.82 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 489thMost Rebellious Youth: 621stMost Cultured: 630thHealthiest Citizens: 893rdMost Stationary: 953rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 970thNicest Citizens: 1,548thTop
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Safest: 1,650thSmartest Citizens: 1,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,813thLargest Governments: 2,216thLowest Crime Rates: 2,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,117thMost Inclusive: 4,334thLargest Populations: 4,857thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,911thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,630thTop
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Most Influential: 9,399thNudest: 10,667thMost Secular: 11,982nd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 118th in the regionMost Inclusive: 140th in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 224th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 232nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 428th in the regionMost Influential: 557th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 620th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ngelmish, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngelmish, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngelmish, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngelmish, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Ngelmish was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.

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