The State of Ngati Toa Haka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.445 billion Ngati Toa Hakans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Ngati Toa Hakan economy, worth 875 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 65,146 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,596 per year while the poor average 13,288, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Ngati Toa Haka's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ngati Toa Haka is ranked 193,888^th in the world and 231^st in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.24 law-abiding acts per hour.