The Lucky Green Clover Kingdom of Ngai Ti Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bastiaan with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.819 billion Ngai Tian are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ngai Ti City. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ngai Tian economy, worth 225 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,186 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Bastiaan offers to buy a round of drinks, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ngai Ti Empire's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ngai Ti Empire is ranked 207,344^th in the world and 8,427^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.36 Obesity Rate.