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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,901st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,912th Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,165th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity at all costs
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ngaalxa

Population1.206 billion

CapitalAlxalaz
LeaderMālak Ḳręzakșāmęḳamıdov

Currencytrāra
AnimalYakutian horse

The Democratic Republic of Ngaalxa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mālak Ḳręzakșāmęḳamıdov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.206 billion Ngaalxans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alxalaz. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ngaalxan economy, worth 142 trillion trāras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,429 trāras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ngaalxans any less frightened, Mālak Ḳręzakșāmęḳamıdov has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and billions of trāras are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ngaalxa's national animal is the Yakutian horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ngaalxa is ranked 88,900th in the world and 3,947th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,142.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,912thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,276thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,312thMost Devout: 5,287thMost Conservative: 6,223rdMost Authoritarian: 6,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,324thMost Avoided: 7,710thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,358thLowest Crime Rates: 11,483rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,564thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,488thLargest Black Market: 15,448thMost Extreme: 15,678th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 176th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 185th in the regionMost Conservative: 194th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 274th in the regionMost Devout: 313th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 401st in the regionMost Avoided: 492nd in the regionMost Extreme: 494th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 530th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 592nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 612th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 674th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ngaalxa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ngaalxa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Ngaalxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngaalxa, billions of trāras are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Ngaalxa was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Ngaalxa ceased to exist in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.
  • : Ngaalxa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ngaalxa, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Ngaalxa changed its national leader to "Mālak Ḳręzakșāmęḳamıdov".
  • : Following new legislation in Ngaalxa, Mālak Ḳręzakșāmęḳamıdov has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.

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