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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,019th Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,730th Most Secular: 8,116th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Howdy
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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NEWWW

Population2.377 billion

Currencypound
Animaldog

The Republic of NEWWW is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.377 billion NEWWWians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving NEWWWian economy, worth 211 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,807 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NEWWW's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NEWWW is ranked 30,770th in the world and 4th in Grand Central for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 159.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,019thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,730thMost Secular: 8,116thMost Pacifist: 8,121stTop
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Best Weather: 10,203rdSafest: 10,978thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,474thNicest Citizens: 11,853rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,863rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,306thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,829thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,368thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,085thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,824th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NEWWW was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • : NEWWW was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
  • : Following new legislation in NEWWW, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.

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