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Newtopian Britain

Population2.684 billion

LeaderMajor-General Oliver Newman


The Dictatorship of Newtopian Britain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Major-General Oliver Newman with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.684 billion Newtopian Britainians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newmanopolus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newtopian Britainian economy, worth 429 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,053 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

For just a few extra Pounds Newtopian Britainians can get new driving records with their new cars, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newtopian Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Newtopian Britain is ranked 10,013th in the world and 2nd in Empire of Great Britain for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 381.12 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Secular: 1,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,073rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,132ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,850thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,453rdMost Developed: 6,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,284thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,480thHealthiest Citizens: 8,621stLargest Governments: 9,162ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,198thSmartest Citizens: 9,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,514thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,004thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,013thMost Efficient Economies: 10,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,719thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,210thBest Weather: 13,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,037thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,682nd
Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

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