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Texas Vice President Richard Honors NewTexas on its 20 Billionth Citizen

Richard I

Congratulations to Big Tex on reaching 20 Billion hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent NewTexas citizens! Big Tex joins the ultra new, ultra kewl, RAWRing Twenties Club! I don't know, I just made that up. There will be a huge parade down main street leading to the NewAustin Fair & Rodeo! Come early for the always entertaining Pig Scramble. The main event Bull Riding competition will start at 6 pm sharp, don't miss it! Stop by the food court for your one free corny dog! And while you're there, have some good ole-fashioned lemonade and funnel caek. Congrats Big Tex, and keep up the good work!

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