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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,426th Largest Mining Sector: 6,308th Fattest Citizens: 6,495th
The Gingrich of
Capitalist Paradise
The Washington Outsiders
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Gingrich of Newtered States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.331 billion Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Newtered Statesian economy, worth 914 trillion Gingriches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,717 Gingriches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,997 per year while the poor average 11,244, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is a problem. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gingrichism.

Newtered States is ranked 165,361st in the world and 1st in The United States of Conservadom for Most Income Equality, scoring 3.12 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,426thLargest Mining Sector: 6,308thFattest Citizens: 6,495thMost Stationary: 6,615thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,032ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,546thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,789thLargest Populations: 10,543rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,135thMost Avoided: 11,473rdHighest Economic Output: 11,474thMost Armed: 11,514thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,368thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,737thLargest Retail Industry: 16,726thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,653rd

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  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

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