Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,547th Largest Mining Sector: 5,942nd Fattest Citizens: 6,310th
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Founder
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Thriving
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The Gingrich of Newtered States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.746 billion Newtered Statesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GingrichTown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Newtered Statesian economy, worth 867 trillion Gingriches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 80,717 Gingriches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,997 per year while the poor average 11,244, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, Newt Gingrich has just been declared ruler of Newtered States in an international press conference, and Gingrichism has been named as Newtered States's national religion. Crime is a problem. Newtered States's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gingrichism.

Newtered States is ranked 84,848th in the world and 1st in The United States of Conservadom for Most Primitive, scoring -64.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,547thLargest Mining Sector: 5,942ndFattest Citizens: 6,310thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,537thMost Stationary: 7,285thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,222ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,793rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,380thMost Avoided: 10,787thMost Armed: 10,839thLargest Populations: 11,105thHighest Economic Output: 11,799thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,183rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,729thLargest Retail Industry: 13,996th

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  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Newtered States was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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