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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67th Most Influential: 199th Most Inclusive: 691st
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Population7.561 billion



The Free Land of Newpromisedland is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.561 billion Newpromisedlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behem. The average income tax rate is 83.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Newpromisedlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion siqlus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 244,770 siqlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Newpromisedland's national animal is the Behemoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpromisedland is ranked 775th in the world and 36th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 79.26 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 67thMost Influential: 199thMost Inclusive: 691stLargest Publishing Industry: 764thMost Rebellious Youth: 772ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 775thLeast Corrupt Governments: 817thRudest Citizens: 972ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,118thMost Cultured: 1,217thSmartest Citizens: 1,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,532ndFattest Citizens: 1,630thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,905thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,984thMost Developed: 2,086thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,849thHighest Average Incomes: 3,020thLargest Governments: 3,781stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,101stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,380thHighest Crime Rates: 4,550thNicest Citizens: 5,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,327thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,387thMost Efficient Economies: 5,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,542ndHighest Economic Output: 6,633rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,110thMost Armed: 7,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,569thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,305thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,475thMost Politically Free: 10,568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,354thNudest: 12,815thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,958thHighest Drug Use: 13,134thMost Secular: 13,666thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,247th
Largest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionFattest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 124th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 176th in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 227th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 231st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258th in the regionNicest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Armed: 306th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 314th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 323rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 324th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 370th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 397th in the regionNudest: 432nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 436th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 502nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 516th in the regionLargest Populations: 543rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 564th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 593rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 658th in the regionMost Secular: 703rd in the region

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