by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 407th Most Influential: 762nd Most Inclusive: 2,361st
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
semper vinci
President Daniel
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The United States of NewNerman is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Daniel with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.89 billion Nermanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewNerman City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nermanian economy, worth 854 trillion Nercs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,644 Nercs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise President Daniel on NewNerman's coulrophobia epidemic, purported secret military bases are dismissed by President Daniel to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewNerman's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NewNerman is ranked 140,229th in the world and 7,019th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12.25 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 407thMost Influential: 762ndTop
Most Inclusive: 2,361stSafest: 2,466thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,113thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,378thNicest Citizens: 3,661stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,895thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,223rdMost Devout: 5,350thLowest Crime Rates: 5,569thMost Developed: 5,634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,951stHighest Average Incomes: 7,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,227thHealthiest Citizens: 7,361stLargest Governments: 7,549thTop
Most Cultured: 8,215thSmartest Citizens: 8,467thMost Efficient Economies: 9,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,286thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,986thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,987thMost Stationary: 12,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,164thHighest Economic Output: 12,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,639thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,947thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,969thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,467th
Safest: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 133rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 149th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 150th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 157th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionNicest Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 187th in the regionMost Devout: 197th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 282nd in the regionMost Stationary: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 285th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 297th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 312th in the regionLargest Governments: 315th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 319th in the regionMost Cultured: 357th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 358th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 365th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 386th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 387th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 495th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 536th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 559th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 570th in the regionLargest Populations: 574th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 581st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 614th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 621st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 647th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, purported secret military bases are dismissed by President Daniel to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise President Daniel on NewNerman's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : NewNerman endorsed The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
  • : NewNerman was endorsed by The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
  • : NewNerman endorsed The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
  • : NewNerman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : NewNerman was endorsed by The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 130 » New Sekai, Malvad, Novare Res, South Isles, Selfgradatude, HMS Unicorn, Former English Colony, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, The Rossinite Empire, Magna Romaniae, David l l l l, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Tokaryk, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Notyoutopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Syrixia, The Isle of Grossmania, Kelvaros Prime, Bharathvarsh, Francovania, Pasargad, Elevation, Chinstralia, SillyString, Celreostia, Yaorozu, Meritdom, Elspeth and Samina, Unimaginable Doom, Zyvetskistaahn, Yeraennus, Soverenia, Vegetarian States, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Wisconsota, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, The Teddy, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, and 80 others.Vantaria, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, Sankami, Formosai, Arcadia of Kasterborous, MDIland, Reannia, Empy, Morrn, Tuand Seton, Siwale, Hong Kong Empire, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Religioncord, Indereac Lanx, Malta Comino Gozo, Upper Portlandia, West Magellis, New South Danmark, Solestia, Kingdom of Space, Helido, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, Ovsterland, Alice Gardens, OPArsenal, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Valdr, Ostrinios, Southern Stroraia, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, Mercy Land, Choistan, Omicron Persei V111, Peytonamia, Heritage Quay, Pallaith, Ubervania, Nozantia, Aezus, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Rukonia, Kwaj, Amerian States, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Moristia, Vszeklina, Friently, Jenner-Kardash, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Ainsworth, Faxfleet, Orslan, Cleoskye, Wolf656, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lamexanope, Legique, Pax Renica, Kizja, Rylam, Anima Proxa, Zatrela, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Marsh Castle, Sheppey, and Zemnaya Svoboda.

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