by Max Barry

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Safest: 2,022nd Least Corrupt Governments: 2,299th Most Inclusive: 2,370th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
semper vinci
President Daniel
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population6.879 billion

CapitalNewNerman City
LeaderPresident Daniel


The United States of NewNerman is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Daniel with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 6.879 billion Nermanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewNerman City. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Nercs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,585 Nercs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the new Wolf Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewNerman's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NewNerman is ranked 151,960th in the world and 7,630th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -11.75 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Safest: 2,022ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,299thMost Inclusive: 2,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,616thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,440thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,627thNicest Citizens: 3,913thHealthiest Citizens: 4,145thLowest Crime Rates: 4,701stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,800thMost Efficient Economies: 5,116thMost Developed: 5,359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,540thMost Influential: 5,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,049thLargest Governments: 6,146thSmartest Citizens: 7,138thHighest Average Incomes: 7,358thTop
Best Weather: 8,296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,882ndHighest Economic Output: 9,507thMost Stationary: 9,568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,324thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,620thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,674thMost Devout: 10,727thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,799thMost Cultured: 11,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,487thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,972nd
Safest: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 125th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 173rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 189th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 197th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 198th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 210th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Stationary: 217th in the regionNicest Citizens: 217th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 247th in the regionLargest Governments: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 311th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 313th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 326th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 334th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 370th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 381st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 397th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 410th in the regionMost Devout: 449th in the regionBest Weather: 456th in the regionLargest Populations: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 469th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 559th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 566th in the regionMost Cultured: 570th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 600th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 605th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 616th in the regionNudest: 771st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the new Wolf Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in NewNerman, abortions are routinely performed in NewNerman's hospitals.


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