The United States of NewNerman is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Daniel with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.89 billion Nermanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewNerman City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nermanian economy, worth 854 trillion Nercs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,644 Nercs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise President Daniel on NewNerman's coulrophobia epidemic, purported secret military bases are dismissed by President Daniel to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewNerman's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Following new legislation in NewNerman, purported secret military bases are dismissed by President Daniel to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
- : Following new legislation in NewNerman, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise President Daniel on NewNerman's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : NewNerman endorsed The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
- : NewNerman was endorsed by The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
- : NewNerman endorsed The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
- : NewNerman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : NewNerman was endorsed by The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
- : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in NewNerman, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
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