Population | 29.681 billion |
Capital | Pocono City |
Leader | Emperor Michael V |
Faith | Roman Catholic |
Currency | gold coin |
Animal | cat |
The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 29.681 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,698 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 158,288 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does, the cat stadiums are open 24/7, and Newmanistanian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Newmanistan is ranked 100,373rd in the world and 41st in Esportiva for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.96 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
- : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".