Population | 23.294 billion |
Capital | Pocono City |
Leader | Emperor Michael V |
Faith | Roman Catholic |
Currency | gold coin |
Animal | cat |
The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.294 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,686 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 158,270 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does, the cat stadiums are open 24/7, and Newmanistanian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Newmanistan is ranked 3,452nd in the world and 4th in Esportiva for Highest Economic Output, with 3,686 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Newmanistan lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
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Newmanistan lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
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Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
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The Helpful Mountain Guides of The Sherpa Empire was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
Newmanistan, curing 1 million infected.
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The United States of Damukuni was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
Newmanistan, curing 1 million infected.
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The Flammable Gas of Ethane was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
Newmanistan, curing 1 million infected.
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The Flammable Gas of Ethane was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
Newmanistan, curing 1 million infected.
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Newmanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
The Flammable Gas of Ethane, curing 1 million infected.
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Newmanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
The Flammable Gas of Ethane, curing 1 million infected.