by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 859thLargest Mining Sector: 2,205th
The Reborn Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Making the impossible, possible.
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Population23.014 billion

CapitalPocono City
LeaderEmperor Michael V
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencygold coin

The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.014 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,642 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 158,270 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does, the cat stadiums are open 24/7, and Newmanistanian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Newmanistan is ranked 184,855th in the world and 73rd in Esportiva for Most Politically Free, scoring 32.22 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 859thLargest Mining Sector: 2,205thTop
Most Avoided: 2,793rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,861stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,903rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,957thHighest Economic Output: 3,443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,459thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,102ndLargest Populations: 5,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,306thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,730thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,815thFattest Citizens: 7,816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,462ndSafest: 8,836thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,651stMost Stationary: 10,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,582ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,418thLargest Retail Industry: 13,041stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,093rdMost Influential: 14,459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,637thMost Devout: 16,467thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,006thMost Primitive: 19,307th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the region

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