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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 770thLargest Mining Sector: 1,806th
The Reborn Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Making the impossible, possible.
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Newmanistan

Population20.252 billion

CapitalPocono City
LeaderEmperor Michael V
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencygold coin
Animalcat

The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.252 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,205 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 158,270 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does, the cat stadiums are open 24/7, and Newmanistanian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Newmanistan is ranked 110,341st in the world and 44th in Esportiva for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.55 Crimes Per Hour.

Top
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 770thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 1,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,410thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,497thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,580thMost Avoided: 2,684thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,093rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,242ndHighest Economic Output: 3,337thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,450thMost Efficient Economies: 4,494thLargest Populations: 5,466thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,495thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,561stFattest Citizens: 6,783rdSafest: 7,961stTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,453rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,518thLargest Retail Industry: 11,065thMost Primitive: 11,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,627thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,881stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,637thMost Devout: 12,747thMost Stationary: 12,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,241stMost Influential: 14,665thRudest Citizens: 15,674th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Newmanistan's influence in Esportiva rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Newmanistan lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : Newmanistan lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.

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