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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 819thLargest Mining Sector: 2,060th
The Reborn Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Making the impossible, possible.
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Newmanistan

Population22.214 billion

CapitalPocono City
LeaderEmperor Michael V
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencygold coin
Animalcat

The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 22.214 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,515 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 158,270 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does, the cat stadiums are open 24/7, and Newmanistanian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Newmanistan is ranked 171,420th in the world and 69th in Esportiva for Nudest, with 81.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 819thLargest Mining Sector: 2,060thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,667thMost Avoided: 2,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,744thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,911thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,929thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,275thHighest Economic Output: 3,420thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,966thMost Efficient Economies: 4,928thLargest Populations: 5,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,001stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,526thFattest Citizens: 7,676thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,460thSafest: 8,570thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,253rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,282ndMost Stationary: 11,314thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,013thLargest Retail Industry: 12,443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,323rdMost Influential: 15,166thMost Devout: 15,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,406thMost Primitive: 18,935th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Newmanistan lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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