The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.321 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 155,774 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, and Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Newmanistan is ranked 7,740^th in the world and 5^th in Esportiva for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 78.97 Workforce Participation Rate.