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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 774th Largest Mining Sector: 1,674th
The Reborn Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Making the impossible, possible.
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Newmanistan

Population19.979 billion

CapitalPocono City
LeaderEmperor Michael V
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencygold coin
Animalcat

The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 19.979 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,122 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 156,297 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does, the cat stadiums are open 24/7, and Newmanistanian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Newmanistan is ranked 23,110th in the world and 11th in Esportiva for Most Pro-Market, scoring 72.67 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 774thLargest Mining Sector: 1,674thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,062ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,423rdMost Avoided: 2,618thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,941stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,001stHighest Economic Output: 3,257thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,403rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,236thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,129thLargest Populations: 5,382ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,534thFattest Citizens: 6,671stSafest: 7,913thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,339thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,218thLargest Retail Industry: 10,185thHighest Average Incomes: 11,330thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,767thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,819thMost Primitive: 12,013thMost Devout: 12,333rdMost Stationary: 13,255thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,809thMost Influential: 14,768thRudest Citizens: 15,842nd
Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newmanistan lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Newmanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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