by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 866thLargest Mining Sector: 2,218th
The Reborn Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Making the impossible, possible.
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Population23.294 billion

CapitalPocono City
LeaderEmperor Michael V
FaithRoman Catholic

Currencygold coin

The Reborn Empire of Newmanistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Michael V with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.294 billion Newmanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pocono City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newmanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,686 trillion gold coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 158,270 gold coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that Emperor Michael V is not a crook, Emperor Michael V claims no responsibility for what Emperor Michael V's government does, the cat stadiums are open 24/7, and Newmanistanian actors literally work from cradle to grave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Newmanistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Newmanistan is ranked 3,452nd in the world and 4th in Esportiva for Highest Economic Output, with 3,686 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 866thLargest Mining Sector: 2,218thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,715thMost Avoided: 2,812thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,904thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,923rdHighest Economic Output: 3,452ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,164thLargest Populations: 5,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,805thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,612thFattest Citizens: 7,879thSafest: 8,751stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,372ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,644thMost Stationary: 10,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,462ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,505thLargest Retail Industry: 13,059thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,188thMost Influential: 14,407thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,011thMost Devout: 16,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,331stMost Primitive: 19,555th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the region

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