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Newjynidens

Population438 million

CapitalAtlantis-Veherentaria-Dushanbe

Currencypost-monetary society
AnimalDolphin

The Empire of Newjynidens is a huge, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 438 million Newjynidenese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis-Veherentaria-Dushanbe. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Newjynidenese economy, worth 21.9 trillion post-monetary societies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,040 post-monetary societies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and glamping Newjynidenese won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newjynidens's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Newjynidens is ranked 111,241st in the world and 1st in New International for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,051.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Nicest Citizens: 15,529thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,600thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,172ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,302ndMost Inclusive: 18,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,500thSafest: 21,179thBest Weather: 22,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,711th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newjynidens was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, glamping Newjynidenese won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, astronomers are flocking to Newjynidens to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Newjynidens, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.

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