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Most Devout: 3,711th Largest Retail Industry: 5,544th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,604th
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Newingtonian Regional Territories

Population2.796 billion

CapitalStanmore Harbour
LeaderGovernor Louis
FaithChurch of Edmundia

CurrencyGreat Edmundian Royal
AnimalChocolate Ferret

The Commonwealth of Newingtonian Regional Territories is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Louis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.796 billion Newingtonian Regional Territorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanmore Harbour. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Newingtonian Regional Territoriesian economy, worth 319 trillion Great Edmundian Royals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 114,358 Great Edmundian Royals, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, Governor Louis can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newingtonian Regional Territories's national animal is the Chocolate Ferret and its national religion is Church of Edmundia.

Newingtonian Regional Territories is ranked 52,089th in the world and 11th in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,325.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 3,711thLargest Retail Industry: 5,544thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,456thLowest Crime Rates: 14,595thSafest: 16,658th

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