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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,358th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,371st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,861st
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Our sands are warm and our hearts are warmer.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Newfound Merchant Alliance

Population76 million

AnimalSea Turtle

The Republic of Newfound Merchant Alliance is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 76 million Newfound Merchant Allianceans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Newfound Merchant Alliancean economy, worth 5.26 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,196 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, farting etiquette is taught in schools, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Newfound Merchant Alliance's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Newfound Merchant Alliance is ranked 103,318th in the world and 4,987th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 61.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,358thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,371stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,861stFattest Citizens: 15,248th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 199th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 324th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 466th in the region

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