The Constitutional Monarchy of NewFinlandNation is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 114 million Finns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Finnish economy, worth 6.36 trillion markkaa a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,799 markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, the entire entry for NewFinlandNation in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewFinlandNation's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NewFinlandNation is ranked 39,438^th in the world and 1,909^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,193.19 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.