by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 725th Most Influential: 1,027th Most Stationary: 1,941st
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.349 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.349 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,495 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,898 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 60,564th in the world and 2,974th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,363.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 725thMost Influential: 1,027thTop
Most Stationary: 1,941stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,307thBest Weather: 2,726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,947thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,979thMost Developed: 3,273rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,530thHighest Economic Output: 3,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,011thLargest Black Market: 4,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,901stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,197thLargest Governments: 5,201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,273rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,023rdSmartest Citizens: 6,189thHealthiest Citizens: 6,420thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,211thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,189thHighest Average Incomes: 8,268thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,297thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,471stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,557thLargest Populations: 8,790thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,637thMost Inclusive: 9,773rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,536thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,677thMost Efficient Economies: 11,530thMost Cultured: 13,017th
Most Stationary: 40th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionLargest Black Market: 106th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Populations: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 165th in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 196th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 241st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 244th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 246th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 285th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 289th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 372nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 378th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 390th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 476th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 558th in the regionMost Inclusive: 568th in the regionMost Cultured: 652nd in the region

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