The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.738 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,543 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,581 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Anthropomorphic Horses and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 163,396^th in the world and 9,577^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 17.49 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.