by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 669th Most Influential: 956th Most Stationary: 1,981st
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.836 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.836 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,415 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,577 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Newfatlandians's kindness, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and many friends and relatives of THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 3,587th in the world and 153rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.63 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 669thMost Influential: 956thTop
Most Stationary: 1,981stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,333rdBest Weather: 2,926thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,143rdMost Developed: 3,308thLargest Black Market: 3,492ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,587thHighest Economic Output: 3,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,872ndLargest Governments: 5,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,598thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,925thSmartest Citizens: 6,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,371stHighest Average Incomes: 8,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,754thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,910thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,012thLargest Populations: 9,131stTop
Most Inclusive: 10,271stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,170thMost Efficient Economies: 11,655thMost Cultured: 14,624th
Most Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 97th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 104th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Populations: 125th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180th in the regionMost Developed: 187th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 218th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 313th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 318th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 359th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 369th in the regionMost Influential: 387th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 413th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 459th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 487th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 497th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 564th in the regionMost Inclusive: 593rd in the regionMost Cultured: 723rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Enlightened State of Sundred.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, many friends and relatives of THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Stunning Superiority of Sosash.
  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Jest Xerces.
  • : Newfatland was endorsed by The Republic of Zeternia.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Newfatlandians's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Newfatland, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 156 » Yaorozu, Novare Res, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, HMS Unicorn, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Republic of Destiny, Unimaginable Doom, Saint Tomaston, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Merconitonitopia, Fengate, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Celreostia, New Phyrreus, Kelvaros Prime, SillyString, Republic of Dixie, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Sankami, Siwale, Halcon siveriano, Southern Stroraia, Kingdom of Space, and 106 others.Vazali, Alice Gardens, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, The Kyziban Islands, SORT, Pallaith, Cloydicia, Kwaj, Amerian States, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Beodarasc, Sheppey, Herzliyya, Prevaland, Yaris, Buckerino, Drasvidania, Ribbleton, Seven Hills, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Montroyale, Pakistan 001, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Corfad, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, Thenaca, Ainsworth, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Xinchao, NatsukiLand, ThE eNd oF eE, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Westfacto, The Mazur Empire, Maott, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Morlanka, Atain, Edwerlantin, Xagill, Albacria, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Nueava Libertalia, Mordant99, Empotia, Freienland, Benolia, Q w e r t y, The Windmilluminati, The Oceanic Lands, Shibutani, Underground Techno, Govornia, Damp Nation, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Northern Glory, Lower Nubia, Pizza Squared, Nhada, Killbear, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Lake Flotillas, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Shentia, Sacrento, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Deropia, Zeternia, Jest Xerces, Sosash, and Sundred.

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