The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.905 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,171 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 113,854^th in the world and 4,967^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 49.81 Insults Per Minute.