The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, devout population of 15.26 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,654 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,936 Jive Turkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 16,112^th in the world and 600^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 327,476.9 Standard Monetary Units.