by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 720thMost Influential: 1,164thMost Stationary: 1,510th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population20.528 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.528 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,169 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,134 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, gift baskets often contain working nukes, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 1,510th in the world and 25th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,434.66446848 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 720thMost Influential: 1,164thMost Stationary: 1,510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,523rdLargest Black Market: 1,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,286thBest Weather: 2,328thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,498thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,826thHighest Economic Output: 2,896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,903rdMost Developed: 2,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,119thLowest Crime Rates: 3,351stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,984thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,353rdLargest Governments: 4,433rdMost Devout: 4,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,985thSmartest Citizens: 5,111thHealthiest Citizens: 5,309thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,858thHighest Average Incomes: 6,542ndLargest Populations: 7,364thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,846thMost Cultured: 7,868thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,237thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,244thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,840thMost Efficient Economies: 10,487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,687thMost Inclusive: 11,402ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 20,494th
Most Stationary: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 114th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionBest Weather: 159th in the regionMost Developed: 183rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 191st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 195th in the regionMost Devout: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 228th in the regionLargest Governments: 249th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 256th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 295th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 322nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 389th in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 417th in the regionMost Influential: 447th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 447th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 468th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 470th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 505th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 593rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 670th in the regionNudest: 917th in the region

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