by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 406th Most Influential: 766th Largest Black Market: 1,734th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.375 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,243 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,317 Jive Turkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor on Newfatland's coulrophobia epidemic, and police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 4,830th in the world and 134th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,405.35 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 406thMost Influential: 766thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,734thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,071stMost Stationary: 2,148thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,157thMost Developed: 3,059thBest Weather: 3,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,168thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,278thHighest Economic Output: 3,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,885thLowest Crime Rates: 3,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,932ndMost Devout: 4,408thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,830thLargest Governments: 5,496thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,520thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,633rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,741stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,200thSmartest Citizens: 6,398thHighest Average Incomes: 6,582ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,897thHealthiest Citizens: 7,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,448thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,283rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,410thMost Efficient Economies: 9,574thLargest Populations: 9,585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,717thMost Inclusive: 10,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,425thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,837th
Largest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 133rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionMost Devout: 141st in the regionBest Weather: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 152nd in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 267th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 275th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 340th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 346th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 365th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 378th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 397th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 408th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 597th in the regionNudest: 638th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 656th in the regionMost Cultured: 833rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 161 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Republic of Destiny, Unimaginable Doom, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, New Lakemba, Chinstralia, Wineclaw, Syrixia, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, New Trisone, Anarchy Sites, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ponies and Princesses, Merconitonitopia, Fengate, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Ceretis, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, NewNerman, Lagondia, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Francovania, Celreostia, Bharathvarsh, New Phyrreus, Kelvaros Prime, SillyString, Meritdom, and 111 others.Elspeth and Samina, Soverenia, Vantaria, Republic of Dixie, OPArsenal, Vegetarian States, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Wisconsota, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Sankami, Morrn, Religioncord, Siwale, Hong Kong Empire, Halcon siveriano, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, West Magellis, Southern Stroraia, Solestia, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, Vazali, Kaschovia, Alice Gardens, Lord Ravenclaw, Mercy Land, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Omicron Persei V111, The Kyziban Islands, SORT, Heritage Quay, Pallaith, Cloydicia, ABC, Rukonia, Kwaj, Amerian States, The FNBs, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Jenner-Kardash, South Grand Mountain, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Zedeya, Diodone, Victoriaans Nederlands, WE Empire, Forunte, Anima Proxa, Zatrela, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Beodarasc, Marsh Castle, Plembobria, Sheppey, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Herzliyya, Beowulfe, Prevaland, Yaris, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Drasvidania, United States of Panthalassa, Reannia, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Ribbleton, Vogonlandia, Clintonburge, Seven Hills, Sailence, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Barragan and Santa Lucia, Zandir Antari, Montroyale, Stareogratia, Pakistan 001, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Sanjurika, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Coppicia, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Corfad, and Inorganic Tomb Thing.

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