by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rd Most Influential: 672nd Largest Black Market: 1,263rd
The Borderlands of
Father Knows Best State
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.472 billion Newfatlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,595 Jive Turkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as Newfatland threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and the new classical revitalization of RoboFrance 29 is expected to be completed sometime in the next century. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 122,205th in the world and 6,735th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 180.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 363rdMost Influential: 672ndLargest Black Market: 1,263rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,018thMost Stationary: 2,341stMost Developed: 3,106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,480thBest Weather: 3,621stHighest Economic Output: 3,997thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,600thMost Devout: 4,888thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,875thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,046thHighest Average Incomes: 6,194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,315thLargest Governments: 6,330thSmartest Citizens: 7,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,523rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,731stHealthiest Citizens: 8,876thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,376thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,434thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,480thMost Inclusive: 9,542ndLargest Populations: 10,364thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,494thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,122ndMost Cultured: 17,446th
Largest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionBest Weather: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 149th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionMost Devout: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 197th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 271st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 280th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 290th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 294th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 358th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 370th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 383rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 407th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 413th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 556th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 632nd in the regionMost Cultured: 844th in the region

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