The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.349 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,495 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,898 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 60,564^th in the world and 2,974^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,363.18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.