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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 484th Most Influential: 719th Largest Black Market: 1,839th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.716 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,936 Jive Turkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor on Newfatland's coulrophobia epidemic, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 1,839th in the world and 37th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 380 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 484thMost Influential: 719thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,839thMost Stationary: 2,091stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,155thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,308thBest Weather: 2,908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,178thMost Developed: 3,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,714thHighest Economic Output: 3,887thLowest Crime Rates: 3,957thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,132ndMost Devout: 4,611thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,436thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,518thLargest Governments: 5,560thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,708thSmartest Citizens: 6,552ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,828thHighest Average Incomes: 6,925thHealthiest Citizens: 7,176thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,099thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,960thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,178thLargest Populations: 9,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,748thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,949thMost Efficient Economies: 10,306thMost Inclusive: 10,314thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,363rdMost Cultured: 17,324th
Largest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 131st in the regionLargest Populations: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 145th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 150th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 159th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 257th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 259th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 266th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 307th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 310th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 378th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 381st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 389th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 419th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 422nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 631st in the regionNudest: 715th in the regionMost Cultured: 832nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 858th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 164 » Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ermarian, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, New Sekai, Sadakoyama, Republic of Destiny, Unimaginable Doom, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, New Lakemba, Chinstralia, Wineclaw, SYRIXIA, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, New Trisone, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ponies and Princesses, Merconitonitopia, Fengate, Xentherida, Yeraennus, Ceretis, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, NewNerman, Lagondia, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Celreostia, Bharathvarsh, New Phyrreus, Kelvaros Prime, SillyString, Meritdom, Republic of Dixie, Vegetarian States, and 114 others.Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Wisconsota, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Malta Comino Gozo, Sankami, Morrn, Siwale, Hong Kong Empire, Halcon siveriano, Southern Stroraia, Solestia, Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Sophista, Coemgen, Vazali, Kaschovia, Alice Gardens, Lord Ravenclaw, Mercy Land, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Omicron Persei V111, The Kyziban Islands, SORT, Pallaith, Cloydicia, Rukonia, Kwaj, Amerian States, The FNBs, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Zedeya, Diodone, WE Empire, Forunte, Anima Proxa, Zatrela, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Beodarasc, Plembobria, Sheppey, Zemnaya Svoboda, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Herzliyya, Prevaland, Yaris, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Drasvidania, United States of Panthalassa, Articune, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Ribbleton, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, Bayern-Straubing, The Iron Lions, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Montroyale, Stareogratia, Pakistan 001, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Maestros haven, Territorio di Nessuno, Coppicia, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Corfad, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Slaughterhouse Nine, Cuyan, Phillywob, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, Terran Imperial empire, Thenaca, Blurds, Deropia, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Horsley Land, What is new, Libotionia, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Reannia, Asuroka, Mzeusia, GDL3, Gladio II, Xinchao, Rumplesnakeskin, and NatsukiLand.

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