Most World Assembly Endorsements: 335th Most Influential: 614th Largest Black Market: 1,039th
The Borderlands of
Father Knows Best State
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.872 billion Newfatlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,010 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,898 Jive Turkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 129,955th in the world and 7,797th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 335thMost Influential: 614thLargest Black Market: 1,039thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,880thMost Stationary: 2,659thMost Developed: 2,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,398thBest Weather: 3,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,709thHighest Economic Output: 4,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,566thMost Devout: 4,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,821stLowest Crime Rates: 4,826thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,473rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,691stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,012thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,251stLargest Governments: 6,829thSmartest Citizens: 6,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,041stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,358thMost Efficient Economies: 8,699thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,879thMost Inclusive: 9,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,312thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,377thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,859thHealthiest Citizens: 10,050thLargest Populations: 10,947thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,633rd
Largest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 136th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 219th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 245th in the regionLargest Governments: 250th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 303rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 314th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 326th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 355th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 391st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 432nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 515th in the regionMost Inclusive: 527th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 580th in the region

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