by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668thMost Influential: 1,083rdLargest Black Market: 1,218th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.525 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.525 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,689 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,543 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, solid-gold toilets are Newfatlandian prisons' least expensive furnishings, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 136,531st in the world and 7,058th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.81 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668thMost Influential: 1,083rdLargest Black Market: 1,218thMost Stationary: 1,674thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,724thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,365thBest Weather: 2,696thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,757thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,761stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,780thHighest Economic Output: 2,789thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,876thMost Developed: 3,005thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,042ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,215thLowest Crime Rates: 3,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,650thMost Devout: 4,417thLargest Governments: 4,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,710thSmartest Citizens: 5,181stHealthiest Citizens: 5,296thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,355thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,399thLargest Populations: 7,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,071stMost Cultured: 8,262ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,263rdTop
Most Inclusive: 9,333rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,649thMost Efficient Economies: 9,781stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,671st
Most Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 172nd in the regionMost Developed: 179th in the regionMost Devout: 180th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 198th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 227th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 240th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 276th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 294th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 297th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 389th in the regionMost Influential: 396th in the regionMost Cultured: 403rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 506th in the regionMost Inclusive: 525th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 731st in the regionNudest: 740th in the region

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