by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 597th Most Influential: 827th Most Stationary: 2,035th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.294 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse-Slave

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 13.294 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,439 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse-Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 177,329th in the world and 9,527th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 597thMost Influential: 827thTop
Most Stationary: 2,035thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,230thLargest Black Market: 2,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,620thBest Weather: 2,831stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,088thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,104thMost Developed: 3,330thLowest Crime Rates: 3,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,850thHighest Economic Output: 3,931stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,303rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,466thLargest Governments: 5,477thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,178thSmartest Citizens: 6,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,685thHealthiest Citizens: 7,107thHighest Average Incomes: 7,589thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,795thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,252ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,071stTop
Largest Populations: 9,264thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,419thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,618thMost Efficient Economies: 10,901stMost Inclusive: 11,086thMost Cultured: 17,412th
Most Stationary: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 168th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 199th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 207th in the regionLargest Governments: 219th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 266th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 274th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 301st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 335th in the regionMost Influential: 339th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 384th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 429th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 449th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 449th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 515th in the regionMost Inclusive: 654th in the regionMost Cultured: 840th in the region

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