by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 728thMost Influential: 1,104thLargest Black Market: 1,594th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.905 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 18.905 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,897 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,171 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 113,854th in the world and 4,967th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 49.81 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 728thMost Influential: 1,104thLargest Black Market: 1,594thMost Stationary: 1,595thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,769thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,344thBest Weather: 2,410thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,556thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,689thHighest Economic Output: 2,841stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,908thMost Developed: 2,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,049thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,084thLowest Crime Rates: 3,293rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,505thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,686thLargest Governments: 4,474thMost Devout: 4,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,701stSmartest Citizens: 5,088thHealthiest Citizens: 5,392ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,911thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,289thLargest Populations: 7,549thMost Cultured: 7,663rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,740thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,991stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,791stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,849thMost Efficient Economies: 10,008thMost Inclusive: 10,583rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,450th
Most Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 79th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 161st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Developed: 164th in the regionMost Devout: 174th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 220th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 230th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 269th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 279th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 347th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 364th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 380th in the regionMost Cultured: 393rd in the regionMost Influential: 425th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 451st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 506th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 547th in the regionMost Inclusive: 629th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 876th in the regionNudest: 979th in the region

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