by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 723rdMost Influential: 1,136thMost Stationary: 1,535th
The Borderlands of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ja Pierdole, Ale Faza!
THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population19.89 billion

CapitalRoboFrance 29
LeaderTHE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor
FaithThe Cult of The Emperor

CurrencyJive Turkey
AnimalAnthropomorphic Horse

The Borderlands of Newfatland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE Cybernetic Ghost of The Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 19.89 billion Newfatlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RoboFrance 29. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Newfatlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,012 trillion Jive Turkeys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,725 Jive Turkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfatland's national animal is the Anthropomorphic Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of The Emperor.

Newfatland is ranked 3,095th in the world and 118th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,543.57 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 723rdMost Influential: 1,136thMost Stationary: 1,535thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,649thLargest Black Market: 1,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,367thBest Weather: 2,393rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,559thHighest Economic Output: 2,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,979thMost Developed: 2,991stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,095thLowest Crime Rates: 3,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,524thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,920thLargest Governments: 4,451stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,510thMost Devout: 4,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,917thSmartest Citizens: 5,086thHealthiest Citizens: 5,418thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,394thHighest Average Incomes: 6,427thLargest Populations: 7,449thMost Cultured: 7,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,194thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,725thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,007thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,013thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,134thMost Efficient Economies: 10,288thMost Inclusive: 11,230thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 20,673rd
Most Stationary: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 157th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 158th in the regionBest Weather: 159th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 182nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 202nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 229th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionLargest Governments: 235th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 264th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 284th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 290th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 321st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Cultured: 403rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 441st in the regionMost Influential: 442nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 496th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 501st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 550th in the regionMost Average: 643rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 671st in the regionNudest: 996th in the region

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