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Most Patriotic: 3,574thMost Armed: 3,996thLargest Governments: 7,366th
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Neweath

Population4.126 billion

CapitalBerserker
LeaderVLADIMIR
FaithWotanism

Currencydollar
Animalwolf

The Dominion of Neweath is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by VLADIMIR with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.126 billion Vikings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berserker. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Neweathian economy, worth 758 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 183,885 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neweath's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wotanism.

Neweath is ranked 24,948th in the world and 1,332nd in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 3,574thMost Armed: 3,996thLargest Governments: 7,366thLowest Crime Rates: 7,709thMost Efficient Economies: 8,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,131stLargest Retail Industry: 10,296thMost Developed: 10,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,678thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,721stMost Devout: 10,782ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,160thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,957thBest Weather: 14,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,340thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,371stSmartest Citizens: 14,812thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,827thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,343rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,069thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,240thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,339thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,954thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,123rdLargest Mining Sector: 24,685thMost Cultured: 24,948thHealthiest Citizens: 26,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,419th
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Most Patriotic: 165th in the regionMost Armed: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 335th in the regionLargest Governments: 357th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 411th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 423rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 461st in the regionMost Developed: 539th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 558th in the regionMost Devout: 615th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 622nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 644th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 742nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 787th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 800th in the regionBest Weather: 801st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 825th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 885th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 902nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 913th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 930th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 951st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 981st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 998th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,008th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,010th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,013th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,022nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,041st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,068th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,129th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,269th in the regionRudest Citizens: 1,295th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Neweath, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.

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