Population | 4.126 billion |
Capital | Berserker |
Leader | VLADIMIR |
Faith | Wotanism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | wolf |
The Dominion of Neweath is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by VLADIMIR with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.126 billion Vikings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berserker. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Neweathian economy, worth 758 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 183,885 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Nudity is frowned upon, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neweath's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wotanism.
Neweath is ranked 24,948th in the world and 1,332nd in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Neweath, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.