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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,899th Most Inclusive: 7,621st Nicest Citizens: 9,274th
The I am Not A Black Hawk of
Civil Rights Lovefest
War,War Never Changes.
Bluetarch The 10th
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Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
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Newark Aristocracy

Population930 million

CapitalNewark City
LeaderBluetarch The 10th

Currencydollar
AnimalButton

The I am Not A Black Hawk of Newark Aristocracy is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Bluetarch The 10th with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 930 million Monarchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark City. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newark Aristocracyian economy, worth 112 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,558 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Newark City as a backdrop, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newark Aristocracy's national animal is the Button, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Newark Aristocracy is ranked 72,954th in the world and 226th in The Black Hawks for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,165.2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,899thMost Inclusive: 7,621stTop
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Nicest Citizens: 9,274thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,723rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,982ndMost Developed: 12,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,677thRudest Citizens: 14,586thMost Efficient Economies: 15,454thSmartest Citizens: 15,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,424thLowest Crime Rates: 17,129th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Newark City as a backdrop.
  • : Newark Aristocracy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Newark Aristocracy, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.

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