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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,684th Most Inclusive: 2,904th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,110th
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Newark Aristocracy

Population1.985 billion

CapitalNewark City
LeaderKohan the 8th


The PLEASE NUKE ME of Newark Aristocracy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kohan the 8th with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.985 billion Monarchians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newark City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newark Aristocracyian economy, worth 312 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,653 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', hospitals in Newark Aristocracy are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see Monarchians, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newark Aristocracy's national animal is the Button, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DEATism.

Newark Aristocracy is ranked 10,190th in the world and 252nd in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,762.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,684thMost Inclusive: 2,904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,110thNicest Citizens: 4,222ndRudest Citizens: 4,311thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,421stMost Influential: 5,174thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,491stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,977thMost Developed: 6,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,801stMost Cultured: 7,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,098thLowest Crime Rates: 8,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,244thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,615thLargest Governments: 9,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,190thHealthiest Citizens: 10,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,713thHighest Average Incomes: 11,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,996thMost Pacifist: 12,909thNudest: 14,238thBest Weather: 14,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,078thMost Secular: 15,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,654thLargest Retail Industry: 16,389th
Most Inclusive: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 101st in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionNicest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 170th in the regionMost Developed: 197th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 203rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 241st in the regionLargest Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionNudest: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 299th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 346th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 402nd in the regionMost Influential: 403rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 404th in the regionMost Pacifist: 416th in the regionBest Weather: 441st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 446th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 447th in the regionMost Secular: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 470th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 516th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 561st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 597th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 655th in the region

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