The Imperial Democratic States of Newam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Kakoni with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.044 billion Newamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearl city. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Newamian economy, worth 239 trillion Bit Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 117,188 Bit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, King Kakoni's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newam's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Word Of God.

Newam is ranked 113,813^th in the world and 5,668^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.29 Kickbacks Per Hour.