The Imperial Democratic States of Newam is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Kakoni with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.376 billion Newamians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearl city. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newamian economy, worth 773 trillion Bit Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,918 Bit Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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Newam is ranked 37,728^th in the world and 1,552^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,996.01 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.