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Safest: 3,150thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,323rd
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Freedom, Brotherhood, and Knowledge
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Zionia

Population1.9 billion

CapitalYerushalayim Hadash
LeaderLord Lovelorn the Lost

CurrencyLion
AnimalLion

The Republic of New Zionia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Lovelorn the Lost with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.9 billion New Zionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim Hadash. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Zionian economy, worth 191 trillion Lions a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,922 Lions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, Lord Lovelorn the Lost is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zionia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Zionia is ranked 242,334th in the world and 144th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

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5%
Safest: 3,150thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,323rdMost Pacifist: 4,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,168thBest Weather: 5,782ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,852ndNicest Citizens: 6,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,688thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,929thMost Influential: 7,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,145thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,317thMost Inclusive: 9,475thLowest Crime Rates: 10,225thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,602ndLargest Governments: 13,946thMost Cultured: 14,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,483rdNudest: 19,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,692ndMost Secular: 20,138thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,965thMost Developed: 24,185th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Zionia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : New Zionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zionia, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zionia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zionia, Lord Lovelorn the Lost is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zionia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : New Zionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : New Zionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : New Zionia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in New Zionia, the New Zionia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.

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