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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thMost Influential: 1,942ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,882nd
The Democratic Free States of
Capitalizt
Anything Goes
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Zenonia

Population1.771 billion

CapitalZenopolis
LeaderLuca D Schnutz
FaithAnything

CurrencyZ-bits
Animalbearded seal

The Democratic Free States of New Zenonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Luca D Schnutz with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.771 billion New Zenonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zenopolis. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Zenonian economy, worth 270 trillion Z-bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 152,868 Z-bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the national symbol of New Zenonia is now always featured on a skewer, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue. Crime is relatively low. New Zenonia's national animal is the bearded seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anything.

New Zenonia is ranked 99,601st in the world and 4,491st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 8.63 crimes per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thMost Influential: 1,942ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,882ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,246thLargest Retail Industry: 4,046thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,075thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,738thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,026thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,276thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,840thMost Efficient Economies: 8,900thMost Cultured: 9,408thNicest Citizens: 10,459thMost Devout: 10,853rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,814thHighest Food Quality: 11,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,428thTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,123rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,450thMost Developed: 15,966thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,463rdSmartest Citizens: 19,502ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,958thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,116thLargest Mining Sector: 23,748thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,701stHealthiest Citizens: 25,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,504th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 86th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 122nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 156th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 177th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 192nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 250th in the regionMost Devout: 315th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 321st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 368th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 418th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 465th in the regionMost Cultured: 490th in the regionLargest Black Market: 526th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 529th in the regionNicest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Influential: 617th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 662nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 666th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 690th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 690th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 698th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 699th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 772nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 789th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 790th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 840th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 862nd in the regionMost Developed: 880th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 978th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,006th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,177th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,199th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,215th in the regionMost Armed: 1,298th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 166 » Bankowiata, Aerilia, Pazair, Ayuzhhhhh, Lulubellia, Aenglaland, Card Kingdom, Great Bights Mum, Tachycardia, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, Pinguioris, Dakota Territories, Kwaj, Corfad, Yaorozu, Dar es Saalam, Votak Matim, KAP03land, Old Emporia, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Bongo Mountain, Hardscrabble, The Erie Doctrine, Siwale, Ellbonnia, The Rhein States, New Lakemba, Shibutani, Wilkshire, Dreadton, ForestMythal, Koda-Land, Steampunk Ariel, Pallaith, Aeolist, Federation Terra Australis, El Guajuila, North Bratislava, Parpyduckland, Sojenre, Harjad, Hellsinky, Pasargad, Kastonvia, Q w e r t y, XD 2, Cobolica, Ohiyo, and 116 others.Loutsland, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Regallio, Bornodia, Seanat, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, Imperial Pieserged, DarThvadrville, Sil Dorsett, Maott, Wineclaw, Xentherida, Vincone Cae, Wisconsota, Laurendon, Landraya, Tibus Heth, Kandorith, Yellops, The Arverni Lands, Holy Marcus Empire, Waystar Fujiwara International, Laudesia, Eggplant Island, Blyskalia, Ethnon, Gragadoia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kranostav, Tyirza, Gorundu, Capablanca, Thought Obliteration, GPT-3, Westerhold, Malta Comino Gozo, Klodma, Merconitonitopia, Bagojo, Artelesia, Yinzhaohan3, Sinelona, Inspiratus, Ice and Tinian, Oannia, Valentine Z, Hozhor, Flurbleland, ChristianVille of the USA, Myrenia, Hops and Malt, Aryan Homeland, Buckerino, Hulldom, Ardonii, Constantinolia, Hoppem, Unshleepd, Loli County, Zaldir, United Kahndaq, Neavira, Hippogriffia, Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Varisland, Filibustra, Orado, Travislavania, Plangainer, Jupi Utopia, Valiacorkit, Gildenshtuck, United States of Dictators, Libertarianists States, Omicron Persei V111, Sannius, Napnap, Clan Spaniel, Galbadiana, Prevaland, Kingdon of Spades, Heilhum Imperius, The Zheng Dynasty, Bardopia, Pinky Queen, Kormisia, Dai Nippon Teikaku, Nothing Of Value, Simone Republic, Selfgradatude, Omnistria, Lefevrerismo, Unitarian Universalism, Zyvetskistaahn, Banaus, Scroplia, Testnation223, Communist Beijing Must be China, Praestania, Left Knees, The northern Polish territories, Miyasaka, Surb Clant, Diodone, Iviedi, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Smib, Liberepublia, Sea Star Islands, Sechiole, Hopenadya, and Sakupolis.

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