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Most Pacifist: 2,679thBest Weather: 3,342ndNicest Citizens: 3,545th
The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Forward with Pride
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Zeelund

Population3.982 billion

CapitalAuckland
LeaderPrime Minister Jacinda Ardern

CurrencyNew Zeelund Dollar
AnimalKiwi

The Republic of New Zeelund is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.982 billion New Zeelunders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auckland. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwi economy, worth 598 trillion New Zeelund Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,267 New Zeelund Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zeelund's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Zeelund is ranked 86,929th in the world and 11th in Anglospheric Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,705.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 2,679thTop
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Best Weather: 3,342ndNicest Citizens: 3,545thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,558thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,652ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,938thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,957thSafest: 4,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,748thHealthiest Citizens: 5,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,810thMost Inclusive: 6,217thHighest Food Quality: 6,647thMost Developed: 6,892ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,034thMost Efficient Economies: 7,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,625thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,775thLargest Governments: 8,485thLowest Crime Rates: 8,539thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,555thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,814thSmartest Citizens: 8,913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,114thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,830thMost Secular: 12,128thMost Cultured: 12,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,078thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,517thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,958th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Zeelund was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : New Zeelund was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : New Zeelund was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zeelund, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zeelund, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zeelund, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zeelund, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zeelund, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zeelund, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zeelund, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.

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