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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,526th Most Influential: 2,294th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,978th
The United Federation of
Democratic Socialists
God I Love the Federation...
Prime Minister Cedir Kei
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Zealandinia

Population1.95 billion

CapitalIrelandinia
LeaderPrime Minister Cedir Kei

CurrencyZealandinian Dollar
AnimalKiwi Bird

The United Federation of New Zealandinia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cedir Kei with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.95 billion New Zealandinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irelandinia. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Zealandinian economy, worth 231 trillion Zealandinian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,932 Zealandinian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, the horniness of the great-horned Kiwi Bird is considered a national priority, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Zealandinia's national animal is the Kiwi Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Zealandinia is ranked 9,081st in the world and 521st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 87.37 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,526thTop
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Most Influential: 2,294thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,978thNicest Citizens: 4,411thMost Pacifist: 4,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,563rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,841stMost Inclusive: 5,921stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,206thMost Secular: 7,135thBest Weather: 7,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,072ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,780thSafest: 8,991stMost Developed: 9,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,003rdSmartest Citizens: 10,839thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,457thMost Cultured: 11,606thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,857thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,141stLowest Crime Rates: 13,130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,462nd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 243rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 256th in the regionMost Pacifist: 258th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 361st in the regionMost Secular: 366th in the regionBest Weather: 413th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 427th in the regionTop
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Safest: 467th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 480th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 483rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 508th in the regionMost Developed: 521st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 526th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Cultured: 567th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 590th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 600th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 606th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 658th in the regionMost Influential: 727th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 731st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 867th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them.
  • : New Zealandinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, the horniness of the great-horned Kiwi Bird is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Irelandinia Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : New Zealandinia was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
  • : Following new legislation in New Zealandinia, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.

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