The Republic of New Zealandaier is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by name not public for safety reasons with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.905 billion New Zealandaierians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Ost-Branitchdenburg. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Zealandaierian economy, worth 579 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,654 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", going on a diet invalidates your passport, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zealandaier's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Zealandaier is ranked 324,163^rd in the world and 272^nd in Lone Wolves United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.