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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,436th Best Weather: 8,321st Most Beautiful Environments: 9,927th
The Vacation Destination of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
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The Vacation Destination of New Zealand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by savage bloodthirsty Kiwis with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.448 billion New Zealanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The powerhouse New Zealandian economy, worth 804 trillion New Zealand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 76,972 New Zealand dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens must pay to enjoy New Zealand's pristine beaches, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zealand's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is feeding Kiwis without getting killed.

New Zealand is ranked 32,205th in the world and 41st in Wysteria for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.08 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,436thTop
Best Weather: 8,321stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,490thMost Influential: 11,598thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,204thLargest Populations: 12,380thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,085thHighest Economic Output: 13,362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,714thMost Average: 14,155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,687th
Most Average: 3rd in the region

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