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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,801st Best Weather: 7,122nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,134th
The Vacation Destination of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Choice, bro!
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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New Zealand

Population12.099 billion

Leadersavage bloodthirsty Kiwis
Faithfeeding Kiwis without getting killed

CurrencyNew Zealand dollar

The Vacation Destination of New Zealand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by savage bloodthirsty Kiwis with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.099 billion New Zealanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The powerhouse New Zealandian economy, worth 888 trillion New Zealand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,437 New Zealand dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens must pay to enjoy New Zealand's pristine beaches, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zealand's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is feeding Kiwis without getting killed.

New Zealand is ranked 8,704th in the world and 53rd in Texas for Most Influential, scoring 3,838 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,801stBest Weather: 7,122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,704thMost Influential: 8,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,749thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,174thLargest Populations: 11,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,879thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,552ndHighest Economic Output: 13,823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,508th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 21st in the region

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