by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,986th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,929th Best Weather: 7,028th
The Vacation Destination of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Choice, bro!
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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New Zealand

Population11.705 billion

Leadersavage bloodthirsty Kiwis
Faithfeeding Kiwis without getting killed

CurrencyNew Zealand dollar

The Vacation Destination of New Zealand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by savage bloodthirsty Kiwis with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.705 billion New Zealanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The powerhouse New Zealandian economy, worth 856 trillion New Zealand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,138 New Zealand dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens must pay to enjoy New Zealand's pristine beaches, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zealand's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is feeding Kiwis without getting killed.

New Zealand is ranked 103,175th in the world and 118th in Texas for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 798.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,986thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,929thBest Weather: 7,028thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,923rdTop
Most Influential: 9,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,789thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,160thLargest Populations: 11,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,900thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,674thHighest Economic Output: 14,003rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,500th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the region

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