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Best Weather: 5,886th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,808th Most Beautiful Environments: 7,184th
The Vacation Destination of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Choice, bro!
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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New Zealand

Population13.163 billion

Leadersavage bloodthirsty Kiwis
Faithfeeding Kiwis without getting killed

CurrencyNew Zealand dollar

The Vacation Destination of New Zealand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by savage bloodthirsty Kiwis with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.163 billion New Zealanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 78.0%.

The powerhouse New Zealandian economy, worth 968 trillion New Zealand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,545 New Zealand dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens must pay to enjoy New Zealand's pristine beaches, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zealand's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is feeding Kiwis without getting killed.

New Zealand is ranked 150,629th in the world and 143rd in Texas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.38 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Best Weather: 5,886thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,249thTop
Most Influential: 8,338thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,337thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,691stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,174thLargest Populations: 10,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,800thHighest Economic Output: 13,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,606th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the region

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