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Best Weather: 5,734th Most Beautiful Environments: 7,108th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,456th
The Vacation Destination of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Choice, bro!
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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New Zealand

Population13.529 billion

Leadersavage bloodthirsty Kiwis
Faithfeeding Kiwis without getting killed

CurrencyNew Zealand dollar

The Vacation Destination of New Zealand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by savage bloodthirsty Kiwis with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.529 billion New Zealanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Zealandian economy, worth 984 trillion New Zealand dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 72,750 New Zealand dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens must pay to enjoy New Zealand's pristine beaches, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zealand's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is feeding Kiwis without getting killed.

New Zealand is ranked 18,950th in the world and 32nd in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,318.77 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Best Weather: 5,734thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,108thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,530thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,214thMost Influential: 8,348thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,091stLargest Populations: 10,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,866thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,604thHighest Economic Output: 13,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,899thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,110th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the region

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