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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174th Lowest Crime Rates: 584th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 655th
The Free People's Dem Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A good submarine is better than f---ing ponies
Our Glorious President Regina Rascal
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Zajtahn

Population6.102 billion

CapitalNew Zajtahn City
LeaderOur Glorious President Regina Rascal
FaithZajtahnian Orderly Orthodoxy

CurrencyNZ dollar
Animalgolden vulture

The Free People's Dem Republic of New Zajtahn is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Glorious President Regina Rascal with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.102 billion Zajtahnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zajtahn City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zajtahnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion NZ dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 173,695 NZ dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, politicians look weirdly alike, immigrants who don't like the taste of Zajtahnian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zajtahn's national animal is the golden vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zajtahnian Orderly Orthodoxy.

New Zajtahn is ranked 8,424th in the world and 1st in Imperium of the Wolf for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,971.52 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 174thLowest Crime Rates: 584thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 655thMost Corrupt Governments: 778thHighest Average Tax Rates: 956thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,131stLargest Governments: 1,349thHealthiest Citizens: 1,591stBest Weather: 1,605thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,087thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,236thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,403rdMost Developed: 2,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,144thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,442ndMost Secular: 3,618thMost Authoritarian: 3,886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,915thMost Efficient Economies: 6,458thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,661stSmartest Citizens: 7,578thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,424thMost Income Equality: 8,489thHighest Average Incomes: 8,552ndMost Extreme: 9,890thMost Conservative: 10,436thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,513thHighest Economic Output: 12,977th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

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