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Most Secular: 8,239th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,989th
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New yugoslavaia

Population2.363 billion



The Federation of New yugoslavaia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.363 billion New yugoslavaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.5%.

The New yugoslavaian economy, worth 132 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,895 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New yugoslavaia's national animal is the tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New yugoslavaia is ranked 59,682nd in the world and 22nd in Wintercrest for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Secular: 8,239thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,989th

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