The Federation of New yugoslavaia is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 8.611 billion New yugoslavaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The strong New yugoslavaian economy, worth 550 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,974 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New yugoslavaia's national animal is the tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New yugoslavaia is ranked 62,273^rd in the world and 17^th in Wintercrest for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.