The Federation of New yugoslavaia is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.945 billion New yugoslavaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The strong New yugoslavaian economy, worth 315 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,712 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New yugoslavaia's national animal is the tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New yugoslavaia is ranked 143,982^nd in the world and 71^st in Wintercrest for Rudest Citizens, with 40.3 Insults Per Minute.