The Federal Republic States of New Wolvers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President of the Federal Republic States with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.87 billion Neo Wolverians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berta Capital City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo Wolverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion Euro | Utopias a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,210 Euro | Utopias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown. New Wolvers's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Wolvers is ranked 299,301^st in the world and 1^st in The Theriolycanthropic Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.69 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.