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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,094thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,702nd
The Oxymoronic Holy Communists of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Revolution is worth any cost
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / God-Emperor of the Cosmos
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Walaca

Population5.747 billion

CapitalWalaca
LeaderSupreme Leader
FaithRevolutionary Worship

CurrencyWalacan Dollar
Animalwolf

The Oxymoronic Holy Communists of New Walaca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.747 billion New Walacans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walaca. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Walacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,200 trillion Walacan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,927 Walacan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, some magnifier-wielding New Walacans say Supreme Leader seems a little lacking in something, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and New Walacan politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Walaca's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Revolutionary Worship.

New Walaca is ranked 5,116th in the world and 2nd in The Hercules Corona Borealis Great Wall for Largest Governments, scoring 40.74 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,094thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,702ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,877thMost Devout: 2,066thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,620thLowest Crime Rates: 2,673rdLargest Black Market: 4,525thLargest Mining Sector: 4,650thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,654thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,024thLargest Governments: 5,116thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,790thHighest Average Incomes: 5,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,108thMost Conservative: 7,989thMost Authoritarian: 9,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,123rdMost Developed: 9,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,874thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,899thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,219thHighest Economic Output: 15,287thMost Efficient Economies: 16,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,241stSmartest Citizens: 22,168thMost Influential: 22,607th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, New Walacan politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, some magnifier-wielding New Walacans say Supreme Leader seems a little lacking in something.
  • : New Walaca voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : New Walaca voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in New Walaca, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : New Walaca voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : New Walaca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Baophenx Dynasty, Saint-Lawrence River, and Republic of Voltz.

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