The Pleasant States of New Volica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Marian Celoso with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.687 billion New Volicans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limajla. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Volican economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion lills a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,556 lills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, a government program is underway to revitalize New Volica's beaches, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Volica's national animal is the Orange Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Volica is ranked 134,224^th in the world and 93^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Black Market, with 205 billion Standard Monetary Units.