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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,442nd Largest Black Market: 4,178th Largest Retail Industry: 4,394th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
The Red Star watches over all.
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Vlada

Population5.993 billion

CapitalBarvok
LeaderDulrako Atasul
FaithRed Dwarf Followship

CurrencyDye
AnimalSwarmer Moth

The Kingdom of New Vlada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dulrako Atasul with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.993 billion Molles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barvok. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mollic economy, worth 965 trillion Dyes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 161,150 Dyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, many are questioning Dulrako Atasul wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vlada's national animal is the Swarmer Moth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Dwarf Followship.

New Vlada is ranked 37,830th in the world and 1st in Appreciation Station for Nudest, with 178.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,442ndLargest Black Market: 4,178thLargest Retail Industry: 4,394thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,728thLargest Mining Sector: 7,430thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,028thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,292ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,503rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,828thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,588thMost Secular: 10,024thHighest Average Incomes: 10,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,280thLowest Crime Rates: 11,591stMost Efficient Economies: 12,050thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,306thSmartest Citizens: 13,518thMost Developed: 13,726thHighest Economic Output: 14,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,859th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Vlada, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vlada, many are questioning Dulrako Atasul wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vlada, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : New Vlada's influence in Appreciation Station rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : New Vlada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : New Vlada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : New Vlada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : New Vlada changed its national motto to "The Red Star watches over all.".
  • : New Vlada altered the regional flag of Appreciation Station.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vlada, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders.

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