The Democratic States of New Vitalania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 572 million Vitalanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vitalania City. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Vitalanian economy, worth 45.7 trillion Vitalian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,949 Vitalian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of New Vitalania City. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Vitalania's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Vitalania is ranked 184,842^nd in the world and 276^th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 394.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.