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Most Authoritarian: 4,247thMost Income Equality: 9,186thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,121st
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Motto...
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Vendeli

Population50 million

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Holy Empire of New Vendeli is a large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 50 million New Vendelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case New Vendelian economy, worth 843 billion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 16,861 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vendeli's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Vendeli is ranked 192,149th in the world and 72nd in Arvadia for Nudest, with 47.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 4,247thMost Income Equality: 9,186thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,121stMost Extreme: 17,554thMost Conservative: 19,842nd
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Vendeli's influence in Arvadia fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : New Vendeli's influence in Arvadia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : New Vendeli's influence in Arvadia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : New Vendeli's influence in Arvadia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : New Vendeli's influence in Arvadia rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : New Vendeli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens, Most Conservative, and Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vendeli, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vendeli, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vendeli, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in New Vendeli, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.

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