The Republic of New Utopian Puppet is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 671 million Newer utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of conservativia gloria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The thriving New Utopian Puppetian economy, worth 54.8 trillion Bobars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,738 Bobars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 479,043 per year while the poor average 6,526, a ratio of 73.4 to 1.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, Maxxmas is colloquially known as Zombie Day, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Utopian Puppet's national animal is the Stallion.

New Utopian Puppet is ranked 37,370^th in the world and 529^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 35.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.