The Republic of New United Soviet Socialist Republic is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 381 million Soviets are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The sizeable but inefficient New United Soviet Socialist Republician economy, worth 14.9 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,982 Soviet Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, soldiers are issued comics about superheroes punching unflattering caricatures of their enemies, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New United Soviet Socialist Republic's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New United Soviet Socialist Republic is ranked 87,334^th in the world and 1,139^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,875.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.