The Federation of New Udonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Chamber with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.226 billion Udonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Udonia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Udonian economy, worth 214 trillion Clicks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 96,303 Clicks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,898 per year while the poor average 24,115, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Udonia's national animal is the Western Honey Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Spiritualism.

New Udonia is ranked 33,588^th in the world and 273^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 378.04068166492 Days.