The Federation of New Udonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Chamber with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.84 billion Udonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Udonia City. The average income tax rate is 54.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Udonian economy, worth 474 trillion Clicks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 97,971 Clicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Federal Chamber Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, New Udonia City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Udonia's national animal is the Western Honey Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Spiritualism.

New Udonia is ranked 143,833^rd in the world and 962^nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.