The Federation of New Udonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Chamber with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.651 billion Udonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Udonia City. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Udonian economy, worth 532 trillion Clicks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 94,186 Clicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Federal Chamber Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, New Udonia City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Udonia's national animal is the Western Honey Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Spiritualism.

New Udonia is ranked 223,941^st in the world and 7,329^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -217.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.