The United Kingdom of New Tyran is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ashar Matharu with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 17.7 billion Tyrannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hadaway. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Tyranian economy, worth a remarkable 3,069 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,427 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Hadaway to enjoy their national art, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tyran's national animal is the Crested Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Tyran is ranked 98,901^st in the world and 3,544^th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,953.4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.