The United Kingdom of New Tyran is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Johnathan Holt with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.357 billion Tyrannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hadaway. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Tyranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,920 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,527 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Hadaway to enjoy their national art, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tyran's national animal is the Crested Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Tyran is ranked 21,367^th in the world and 5^th in New Septentrion for Most Stationary, with 780.200195116 Days.