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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 720th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,194th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,404th
The Siberia Socialist Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Diplomacy before War
Premier Maadir-ool Sankara
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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New Tuva SSR

Population8.636 billion

LeaderPremier Maadir-ool Sankara
FaithState Atheism

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Siberia Socialist Federation of New Tuva SSR is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Maadir-ool Sankara with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.636 billion Tuvans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyzyl. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tuvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Aksas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,075 Aksas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tuva SSR's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

New Tuva SSR is ranked 3,829th in the world and 21st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Pacifist, with 169.67 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 720thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,404thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,666thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,596thLargest Governments: 2,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,039thSafest: 3,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,476thMost Pacifist: 3,829thNicest Citizens: 3,874thMost Developed: 3,892ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,953rdMost Inclusive: 3,991stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,093rdMost Politically Free: 4,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,863rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,925thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,240thMost Cultured: 5,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,705thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,795thSmartest Citizens: 5,879thMost Influential: 5,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,220thHealthiest Citizens: 7,763rdTop
Nudest: 8,425thBest Weather: 8,877thHighest Economic Output: 9,468thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,505thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,142ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,222ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,782ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,855th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Safest: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Cedoria, Kavagrad, Mexican Communists, Hecknamistan, Auven, Paloguay, Panndoara, and Nottinhaps.

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