by Max Barry

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Healthiest Citizens: 13,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,115th
The Monarchist Military State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
With honnor and courage, comes prosperty
Impératrice Olivia Duval Marie d'Laurent
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Trimainia

Population12.744 billion

LeaderImpératrice Olivia Duval Marie d'Laurent


The Monarchist Military State of New Trimainia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Impératrice Olivia Duval Marie d'Laurent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.744 billion Trimainians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pari. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Trimainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,353 trillion Devs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,217 Devs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Trimainia's national animal is the Renard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trimainia is ranked 193,213th in the world and 14th in Elparia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Healthiest Citizens: 13,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,115thLowest Crime Rates: 14,899thHighest Economic Output: 15,087thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,777thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,605thMost Influential: 19,792ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,833rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,303rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,630thMost Authoritarian: 20,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,478thMost Developed: 22,049thLargest Governments: 24,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 24,983rdLargest Populations: 25,043rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

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