The Constitutional Principality of New Treyland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prince Trey Keirans of New Treyland with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.061 billion Treylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bedston. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Treylandian economy, worth 221 trillion Moobucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,410 Moobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Prince Trey Keirans of New Treyland, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime is totally unknown. New Treyland's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of the Mighty Netherlandsball.

New Treyland is ranked 120,663^rd in the world and 5^th in Treylandian Union for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,030.8 Standard Monetary Units.