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Largest Black Market: 2,102ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,454th
The Estados Federados of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ambição, Tradição, Liberdade
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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New Totzka

Population8.012 billion

CapitalParazina
LeaderPresident Améro
FaithAashar

CurrencyEscritura
AnimalNook

The Estados Federados of New Totzka is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Améro with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.012 billion Totzkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parazina. The average income tax rate is 81.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Totzkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Escrituras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 191,769 Escrituras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Totzka's national animal is the Nook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aashar.

New Totzka is ranked 68,596th in the world and 65th in The Western Isles for Most Pro-Market, scoring 52.44 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Black Market: 2,102ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,471stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,483rdMost Influential: 5,818thRudest Citizens: 6,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,047thHighest Average Incomes: 7,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,746thMost Efficient Economies: 7,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,914thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,152ndLargest Governments: 10,186thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,368thLowest Crime Rates: 10,451stFattest Citizens: 10,755thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,751stMost Devout: 11,996thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,126thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,906thSmartest Citizens: 16,067thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,675th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Totzka, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Totzka, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in New Totzka, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in New Totzka, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : New Totzka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : New Totzka lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : New Totzka lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : New Totzka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Totzka, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
  • : Following new legislation in New Totzka, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.

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