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Largest Black Market: 2,025th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,657th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,966th
The Estados Federados of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ambição, Tradição, Liberdade
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Totzka

Population6.273 billion

LeaderPresident Améro


The Estados Federados of New Totzka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Améro with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.273 billion Totzkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parazina. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Totzkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion Escrituras a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,420 Escrituras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the newest shade developed by New Totzka's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Totzka's national animal is the Nook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aashar.

New Totzka is ranked 8,082nd in the world and 24th in The Western Isles for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 423.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Black Market: 2,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,966thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,508thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,124thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,158thMost Influential: 6,235thMost Efficient Economies: 6,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,177thHighest Average Incomes: 7,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,082ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,926thRudest Citizens: 9,836thLowest Crime Rates: 10,081stLargest Governments: 10,193rdMost Devout: 10,215thFattest Citizens: 10,554thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,933rdMost Developed: 11,704thHighest Economic Output: 12,784thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,387thSmartest Citizens: 16,148th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 12 » Cosie, Almorea, Athara Magarat, Dragao do Mar, Greater Cesnica, Vancouvia, Corindia, Dothrakia, Cefalopotxi, Greesa, Nhoor, and Chasia.

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