by Max Barry

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The Fiefdom of
Democratic Socialists
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Baron
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Theasonic

Population467 million

CapitalTukwood

Currencydollar
Animalcrocodile

The Fiefdom of New Theasonic is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 467 million New Theasonicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tukwood. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Theasonician economy, worth 15.4 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,989 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Hanging Gardens account for half of Tukwood's water use, New Theasonic has designated Tukwood as its capital city, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, and the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Theasonic's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Theasonic is ranked 74,003rd in the world and 1st in Barony of Aclos for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,009.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : New Theasonic was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : New Theasonic changed its national capital to "Tukwood".
  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, New Theasonic has designated Tukwood as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Tukwood's water use.
  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training.
  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in New Theasonic, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.

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