The Serene Kingdom of New Temecula is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fisher Von Stalt with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.694 billion New Temeculans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avestruciudad. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Temeculan economy, worth 233 trillion Garras a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,749 Garras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Temecula's national animal is the Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Temecula is ranked 251,119^th in the world and 15^th in Greater Temecula for Most Devout, with 7.68 prayers per hour.