by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 556th Most Influential: 801st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,972nd
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise
Progress, Industry, Diversity, & Oxford Commas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Commonwealth of New South Danmark is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor Dan with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.002 billion New South Danmarkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New South Danmarkian economy, worth 486 trillion Danish Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 162,050 Danish Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,292 per year while the poor average 41,565, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, Federal Chancellor Dan is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South Danmark's national animal is the Painted Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New South Danmark is ranked 169,023rd in the world and 9,484th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 33 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 556thMost Influential: 801stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,972ndRudest Citizens: 2,471stLargest Retail Industry: 2,860thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,073rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,761stMost Secular: 8,642ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,551stMost Inclusive: 9,616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,026thSmartest Citizens: 10,155thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,487thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,710thLargest Black Market: 12,897thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,189thMost Developed: 13,313thNudest: 13,729thMost Efficient Economies: 14,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,765thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,327th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 123rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 127th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Black Market: 287th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 396th in the regionNudest: 425th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 440th in the regionMost Secular: 456th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 483rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 490th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 512th in the regionMost Inclusive: 579th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 592nd in the regionMost Stationary: 603rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 604th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 606th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 636th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 672nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 677th in the regionMost Developed: 735th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 807th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 871st in the regionLargest Governments: 893rd in the regionLargest Populations: 938th in the region

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