by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 674th Most Influential: 1,067th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,858th
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise
Progress, Industry, Diversity, & Oxford Commas
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Commonwealth of New South Danmark is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor Dan with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.31 billion New South Danmarkians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient New South Danmarkian economy, worth 362 trillion Danish Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,128 Danish Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,981 per year while the poor average 37,696, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South Danmark's national animal is the Painted Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New South Danmark is ranked 10,892nd in the world and 508th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 78.84 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 674thMost Influential: 1,067thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,858thLargest Retail Industry: 1,968thMost Secular: 2,019thRudest Citizens: 2,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,456thHighest Drug Use: 4,579thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,290thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,189thFattest Citizens: 7,612thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,688thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,195thMost Inclusive: 9,605thHighest Average Incomes: 9,861stLargest Gambling Industry: 10,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,688thSmartest Citizens: 10,892ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,258thMost Avoided: 11,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,602ndLargest Black Market: 12,574thNudest: 14,894th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionMost Secular: 103rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 114th in the regionRudest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 178th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 197th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionFattest Citizens: 253rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 267th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 285th in the regionMost Influential: 361st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 377th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 390th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 391st in the regionMost Avoided: 395th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 398th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 450th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 508th in the regionNudest: 511th in the regionMost Inclusive: 567th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 583rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 626th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 649th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 662nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 701st in the regionMost Stationary: 740th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 764th in the region

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