Most Stationary: 589th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,387th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,474th
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The Delegate Protector of Lawns of New South Arctica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zagor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.886 billion Arctichawkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hieraconopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Arctichawkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,681 trillion ice cubes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,578 ice cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South Arctica's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult of Horus.

New South Arctica is ranked 7,096th in the world and 11th in The Black Hawks for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,118.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Stationary: 589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,474thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,632ndSafest: 1,772ndLargest Governments: 2,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,278thMost Pacifist: 2,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,977thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,026thLowest Crime Rates: 3,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,514thLargest Populations: 3,521stSmartest Citizens: 3,572ndMost Cultured: 3,819thBest Weather: 4,429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,454thMost Influential: 4,511thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,732ndMost Inclusive: 5,433rdHighest Economic Output: 5,809thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,947thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,008thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,612thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,703rdNudest: 10,698thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,947thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,179thMost Income Equality: 15,208thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,292nd
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionTop
Nudest: 27th in the regionMost Income Equality: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 47th in the region

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